At first I couldn't decide whether this was just a well-timed sign that UNSW Facilities Management is sinking/rising further into idiocy, or rather a sad indicator of the future quality of our graduate workforce. In a burst of optimism, I reassured myself, and went for the former...

Unfortunately, later that day I was sprung standing on a desk in our office, madly jiggling a lever-looking thing, trying in vain to figure out how exactly the windows do open.