Peeps, holy jesus, this will all be over in 5 days and I cannot wait. Last night was bad, with a capital B A D. I cried in the car. I cried on the phone. I cried in the shower. I ate a whole pizza and then I cried because I ate a whole pizza. Etc. I was banned from ever doing a PhD because of all the crying.

Play this while you read the rest. It's a good song. I like it. It makes me feel happy.


Today is better, because it will all be over in 5 days and I ate a whole pizza last night. Today I am going to focus on comments and corrections....

And I'm going to eat brain food...



And I have visine, so even if I do cry today, no one will know.

And I'm not even going to think about the big fuck-off crack my beautiful computer has in his screen. Not even thinking about it.