A night in the life of the rabbit owner

9/30/2010 12:00:00 am

I'm hiding out in the bedroom right now. Hiding from the rabbits.

They have discovered that there is an apple core in the rubbish bin in the bedroom, and they want it. Really really want it.

I captured the fat white one half wedged in the bin itself, shooed her out of the room, and closed the door.

Then I went and put everything back in the bin and turned it right side up. Imagine my surprise when, out of the depths, sprang a slimmer rabbit, looking a bit pissed to have been disturbed. I am scared of Binky when she is annoyed...

Anyway, I captured her, shooed her out of the room to be with her brethren (brethra?? is there a singular?), and closed the door.

I can hear them out there now destroying something, but I lack the energy (and perhaps the emotional fortitude) to go and investigate. I am zen with the destruction.

...Or at least, I will remain so until I go out there and find out what the bastards have done.

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