I have had enough of mice, don't know how much longer I can stand it/them. If I have to return to retail there is only one place I'd like to end up.

Actually I lie, I'd totally work at T2, but Kikki-K would be my dream. Although I have heard that the staff discount at Witchery is 70%... no, Kikki-K wins out no matter what. It's so wonderful, so lovely, so tactile; the new range is called Kompis (that's Swedish for friend), and it has an elephant that says "Hej."

Do you hear me? The elephant is saying hello!

I must own him. Or work there. Either would do.