Prepare For Too Much Information

4/04/2009 12:49:00 pm

I've decided to add another category of post to my blog: Over-Shares.

It's ok, we've been through this territory before and you stuck with me. Remember the Puffiness of The Eye, the time I had chlamydia (not that kind!), and well documented histories of pretty much every throat or sinus infection I've had in the last two years? Actually, better make that last 3-4 years...

So here goes, I'm gonna tell you some things. And you're gonna wish you stopped reading. And yet, I know you will keep reading because you can't help yourself.

Randomly, in May 2007, my toenails started falling off. For no particular reason.

We can safely rule out fungus because they look normal: I've done my internet research and that shit's just nasty. The weirdest thing is that it always happens to the same toenail on each foot at the same time (which I believe is further evidence against the fungus theory).

Most of the time it coincides with a period of major health crapness (I think that's the technical term for it); the first time was about 2 months after the whole "chlamydia incident", and last year was about 2 months after I had a really bad run of tonsillitis. This time around though, I don't know, I think it might be hiking related. All that walking down hills, and like...using my feet.

Imagine that, in the pursuit of a healthy and meaningful experience! I knew there was a good reason why I'm an inside person.

Anyway, they seem to be growing back at the moment. First I lost the littlies, they have now fully returned, then I lost the biggies...a teeny tiny bit more noticable..but they too are now on their way back. At least I have nice hair.

That was fun, wasn't it? Check soon for the next installment of Over-Shares, let me tell you, it's an absolute killer.*

*D'ya like that one? I just gave you a total hint without being overly graphic. I'm all about looking out for other people!

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