Guys, I've got to tell you some crazy shit. The animals in Sweden talk funny. So do the ones in Japan.

Allow me to use my mad MS Paint skills to illustrate:

I spent a lot of my life sitting in labs filling time with my friends whilst we waited for random crap to incubate and synthesise and polymerise, and I won't lie: these animal language differences make singing Old Macdonald's farm pretty damn complicated.